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Tutimin

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Re: Randomness
« Reply #45 on: Jan 24, 2010, 06:47 PM »



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Tutimin

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Re: Randomness
« Reply #46 on: Jan 25, 2010, 08:06 PM »

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Vual

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Re: Randomness
« Reply #47 on: Jan 26, 2010, 06:04 PM »

http://www.dhmo.org/

Support the cause! Ban DHMO!
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Utopi

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Re: Randomness
« Reply #48 on: Jan 28, 2010, 11:08 AM »

The new ipad!

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Re: Randomness
« Reply #49 on: Jan 28, 2010, 05:09 PM »

CHURCH LADIES WITH TYPEWRITERS

Thank God for church women with typewriters.

These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins

or were announced in church services:



1. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at

Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.



2. Announcement in a church bulletin for a national PRAYER & FASTING

Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference

includes meals."



3. The sermon this morning: "Jesus walks on the Water." The sermon

tonight: "Searching for Jesus."



4. Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in

the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.



5. "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a chance to get rid of

those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your

husbands."



6. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to

a conflict.



7. Remember in prayer the many that are sick of our community.



8. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who

does not care much about you.



9. Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.



10. Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again," giving

obvious pleasure to the congregation.



11. For those of you who have children and do not know it, we have

a nursery downstairs.



12. Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.  They need all the help they can get.



13. Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more

transfusions she is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of

Pastor Jack's sermons.



14. During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of

hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.



15. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the

church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.



16. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is

Hell?"  Come early and listen to our choir practice.



17. Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of

several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.



18. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be

recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.



19. The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed

potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.



20. Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased

person you want remembered.



21. Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy

lunch.



22. The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb

entertainment, and gracious hostility.



23. Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM-prayer and medication to follow.



24. The women of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.

They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.



25. This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn sing in the park across

from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.



26. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All women

are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.



27. The pastor would appreciate it if the women of the congregation

would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next

Sunday.



28. Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM.  Please

Use the back door.



29. The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the

Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this

tragedy.



30. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.

Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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Tutimin

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Re: Randomness
« Reply #50 on: Jan 29, 2010, 04:54 PM »

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Re: Randomness
« Reply #51 on: Feb 04, 2010, 04:39 PM »

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Utopi

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Re: Randomness
« Reply #53 on: Feb 06, 2010, 06:49 PM »

Since some of you wanted to see.

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Utopi

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Re: Randomness
« Reply #54 on: Feb 06, 2010, 06:59 PM »

Also this is from my College days of Movie making. This is a preview to a 2 hour movie we made called Judgment Call. We won a lot of rewards for the movie and best trailer.

Guess which one is me. Shouldn't be too hard since you all hear my voice way too much anyways.  ;)

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Klick

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Re: Randomness
« Reply #55 on: Feb 07, 2010, 12:43 AM »

I don't think I've laughed so hard in a fuckin long time, thank you for this. It was pretty epic somewhere around the minute mark. The kid dropped the gun before the other guy knocked it out of his hand, haha awesome.
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Vual

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Re: Randomness
« Reply #56 on: Feb 10, 2010, 08:38 PM »



step 38
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Baya

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Re: Randomness
« Reply #57 on: Feb 15, 2010, 12:52 PM »

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A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.

It doesn't matter how many dragons you kill. All that matters is who takes home the princess.

Baya

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Re: Randomness
« Reply #58 on: Feb 18, 2010, 11:04 PM »

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A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.

It doesn't matter how many dragons you kill. All that matters is who takes home the princess.

Baya

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Re: Randomness
« Reply #59 on: Feb 23, 2010, 12:47 AM »

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A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.

It doesn't matter how many dragons you kill. All that matters is who takes home the princess.
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